I knew this would happen and I would get screwed. Perfect timing. Thanks old roommates, for sending me the water bill without attempting to pay it, even though I paid you my share so you could try to pay it under my name. Now it’s overdue and you probably won’t send me any money, so I’m fucked.
Thanks also for never answering your phone when I call, or returning my calls, so that I have to waste time communicating through email.